A Meaningful Joke
Joke 1 :
Pada saat astronot Amerika sampai di bulan, mereka mencoba mencatat beberapa penelitian waktu di bulan dengan menggunakan ballpoint, tetapi ternyata ballpoint tidak bisa digunakan di luar angkasa. Jadi Amerika melakukan penelitian bertahun-tahun dan menghabiskan biaya jutaan dollar untuk menghasilkan ballpoint yang luar biasa kemampuannya. Ballpoint ini bisa menulis di luar angkasa, dalam air, di atas kaca, dalam suhu minus rendah maupun tinggi. Amazing, isn’t it ?
Astronot Rusia juga mengalami hal yang sama pada saat mereka ingin mencatat aktifitas di luar angkasa, mereka beralih menggunakan pensil.
Moral of The Story : Think Outside The Box !
Kadang saat pikiran sudah jenuh, pejamkan mata, tarik nafas dalam-dalam …. santaikan pikiran sejenak sebelum back to work. Seringkali saya bisa mendapatkan pencerahan dengan cara itu.
Joke 2 :
A husband and wife went to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, “This bull mated 120 times last year.” The wife hit her husband and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, “This bull mated 365 times last year.”
The wife got really excited and said, “That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”
The husband looked at her and said, “Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow.”
Moral of The Story : Be careful with what you wish for !
Joke 3 :
I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, and no violence.
I could also imagine us attacking that world because they’d never expect it.
Moral of The Story : “Know the enemy and know yourself, and you can fight 100 battles with no danger of defeat.” — Sun Tzu
Have a great Monday !
